thedrugskeepme-high:

rebeca3436:

celeryandhummus:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

check london tipton

I always wished she was real bc honestly you could just steal her shit and she wouldnt even notice. Bc she says no if you ask 9 times out 10

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

I just joined Twitter and have no idea how to use it but follow mee ♥♥ @HeatherCurrie26

  • Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • mu5icliz:

    germansam:

    tokyosluts:

    Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

    It’s like being dead without the commitment.

    an open relationship with death