does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
check london tipton
I always wished she was real bc honestly you could just steal her shit and she wouldnt even notice. Bc she says no if you ask 9 times out 10
17yr:
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
I just joined Twitter and have no idea how to use it but follow mee ♥♥ @HeatherCurrie26
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death